What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.