What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal