What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!