How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.