What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!