What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!