What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!