What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!