Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Back up a few inches

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About three inches

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.