Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger