Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Because of the B O

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

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slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant