Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Kermit's undivided

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Kermit's finger

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.