Kermit Finger Jokes

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells funny?

Clown poo!

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger