Kermit Finger Jokes

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.