What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.