What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.