Crew Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.