Around the cluck !
To get to the other slide...
Coop d'etah
A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
