Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.