Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !