Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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The www.erewolf.

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They keep getting caught in the net!

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On some of them you actually have a voat

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A. It saves them a lot of time.