Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !