Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat