What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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A life time ban at the zoo

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Sis boom baa Carnac

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool