What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool