What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac