What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!