What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...