How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?

Pro-shooto

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.