Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Dey Jokes More Dey Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!