Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.