Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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What's a SJW's favorite maths topic?

Triggernometry

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.