What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)