Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

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He couldn't

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Right where you left him.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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A: More guns.

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What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.