Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

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