A paraplegic
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Roll-aids.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Meals on wheels
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A parabola.
Inert gas.
They never carry their own weight.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A Boston Marathon Victim.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
A Headphone
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Another year older!birt
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
Two counts of possession
He couldn't
Right where you left him.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
More guns.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
He ran out of patients.
The meal would fallout of flavor.
Fission chips.
