A paraplegic
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Roll-aids.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Meals on wheels
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A parabola.
Inert gas.
They never carry their own weight.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A Boston Marathon Victim.
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
They always make an extra copy
Syndrome of a Down...
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
A virgin.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
He couldn't
Right where you left him.
