A paraplegic
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Roll-aids.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Meals on wheels
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A parabola.
Inert gas.
They never carry their own weight.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A Boston Marathon Victim.
Because he was absolutely ribbeting!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
More guns!
A: More guns.
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
You can hear their brooms tick!
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
He sold his soul to Santa.
because he only came once a year
Steamed Vegetable.
Steamed vegetables.
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
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