A paraplegic
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Roll-aids.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Meals on wheels
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A parabola.
Inert gas.
They never carry their own weight.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A Boston Marathon Victim.
Steamed vegetables.
A steamed vegetable.
Insomnia
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Cause its feet smell.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
A: More guns.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
The milky way!
It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
Down
Syndrome of a Down...
To shoot a black kid.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
