Nra Member Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot