Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
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A: More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
More guns.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
We do.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Ripostes them
The former has a cunning array of stunts
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
I don't know it's lard to tell.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.