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A: More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
More guns.
Carl gets shot in the face.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
This is non-cents!
Because the people are always Russian !
Mini Soda
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
RICE-IS
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
They didn't have enough pitchers.
