Nra Member Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

800 Jokes More 800 Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.