What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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