What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.