Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.