Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !