Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!