Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!