Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!