Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!