Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.