Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.