Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!