Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.