Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.