What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!