What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco