What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco