What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.