Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.