Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.