Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.