A taxi driver
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They already know everything.
A taxi driver.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Driving at midnight.
That's right. You.
He fell off the palm tree
None, they were all minerals.
A taxi
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
It's a touchy subject.
Talk in your sleep.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
They're both myths.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
He lives on a street with no name.
Don't we live in every room
