Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Names

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What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.