Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who races the most?

The rasit!

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.