Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Jager Bomb Jokes More Jager Bomb Jokes

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

2 Foot Jokes More 2 Foot Jokes

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.