A happy pit bull.
Russel.
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
an elephant with diarrhea
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk