Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Previous Random Joke Next

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Fallout Jokes More Fallout Jokes

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout