Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What do you call a crashed Vertibird?

Fallout 4) An Invertibird.