Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.