Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way