Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.