Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.