Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.