Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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He wanted Mark Antony !

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.