Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.