What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.