What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs