What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What about you?

me: define "child"