What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.