Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !