Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !