Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!