What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.