What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.