Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.