Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

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What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.