Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit