How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...