How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.