How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!