What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.