What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.