How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!