How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.