What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.