Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC