Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

What console does god use?

Praystation

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell