Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.