Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.