Troop Jokes

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.