Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

League Jokes More League Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering