Legend Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!