What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.