What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.