What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"