What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.