What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist