What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.