What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho