What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.