What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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