What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.