What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.