Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.