Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.