Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart