Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!