What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy