What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho