Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!