Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Latin Jokes More Latin Jokes

Why is it called "pig latin"?

ecausebay ronyiay

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Roach Jokes More Roach Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survives?

America.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded