Turkish Jokes

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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Because they were Turkish.

The Ottoman Empire.

because they wanna look like their mother.

Turkey stuffing

Because they were Turkish.

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Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

ecausebay ronyiay

because he was mortall.

Put a redneck behind it.

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Cause I don't wanna be specific

They don't wanna be rushin

Finding half of a roach in your food.

This is my last resort.

Princess Diana can't stop either

Hide their trainers.

To get back to Mexico

Turkish Jokes

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

Why did the chickens cross the road?

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

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