What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.