What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.