What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.