Who survives?

America.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Who survives?

America.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.