Who survives?

America.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.