Who survives?

America.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.