Who survives?

America.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.