Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers