Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.