because they wanna look like their mother.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Wanna go ride bikes?
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Beaucoup.
Because they were Turkish.
They want to look like their mothers.
A: So he could look like his mama.